The Sisters of Insomnia

Who needs sleep?

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kumagorou_beam
[10:29:12:PM] katalyst23: maybe i'll
[10:29:13:PM] katalyst23: just
[10:29:16:PM] katalyst23: have to have loud sex instad
[10:29:22:PM] x secretsymphony: well
[10:29:25:PM] x secretsymphony: i'd like some of that
[10:29:39:PM] katalyst23: :O
[10:29:43:PM] katalyst23: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ASEXUAL
[10:29:43:PM] katalyst23: GASP
[10:29:44:PM] katalyst23: GASP
[10:29:45:PM] katalyst23: OMG
[10:29:45:PM] katalyst23: WORLD
[10:29:46:PM] katalyst23: IS COMING
[10:29:47:PM] katalyst23: TO AN END
[10:29:52:PM] katalyst23: goddamn i want bacon

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kumagorou_beam
[11:45:10:PM] katalyst23: oh man brad must really love me.. i just put a wad of pubic hair in his hand and he was like, whatever
[11:45:18:PM] x secretsymphony: ... xDDDDDDDDDDDD
[11:45:19:PM] katalyst23: i'm not sure i'd react so favorably
[11:45:24:PM] katalyst23: i'd be like
[11:45:26:PM] katalyst23: what the hel?????
[11:45:38:PM] x secretsymphony: that's really freaking hilarious
[11:46:38:PM] x secretsymphony: wait
[11:46:46:PM] x secretsymphony: why did you have a wad of pubic hair in the first place?!?!?
[11:46:49:PM] x secretsymphony: what is it falling out??
[11:46:55:PM] katalyst23: i was trimming
[11:46:57:PM] katalyst23: no i'm not dad XD
[11:46:59:PM] x secretsymphony: xDDDDDDDD
[11:47:01:PM] x secretsymphony: lmao
[11:47:09:PM] katalyst23: these things need to be trimmed ok
[11:47:16:PM] katalyst23: or they get out of control
[11:47:17:PM] x secretsymphony: I do realize that
[11:47:18:PM] x secretsymphony: I trim often
[11:47:27:PM] x secretsymphony: I'm very good with that sort of thing
[11:47:31:PM] x secretsymphony: I keep it well organized
[11:47:51:PM] katalyst23: .. organized
[11:47:58:PM] katalyst23: you have to organize your pubic hair?
[11:48:05:PM] katalyst23: man i saw wanna im steve now adn go
[11:48:18:PM] katalyst23: "oh man steve.. you'd better watch out.. beth's pubic hair is organized"
[11:48:48:PM] x secretsymphony: xDDDDD
[11:48:51:PM] x secretsymphony: you could totally do so
[11:48:59:PM] x secretsymphony: because I told him about your wad of pubic hair, because i laughed so hard
[11:49:00:PM] x secretsymphony: and he asked
[11:49:02:PM] katalyst23: lmao
[11:49:11:PM] x secretsymphony: I'M ORGANIZED OKAY

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kumagorou_beam
[06:24:20:PM] x secretsymphony: whatever
[06:24:29:PM] x secretsymphony: he gets less confused
[06:24:31:PM] x secretsymphony: I get more confused
[06:24:31:PM] x secretsymphony: great
[06:24:35:PM] x secretsymphony: the sponge effect
[06:24:37:PM] x secretsymphony: fucking sponges
[06:24:40:PM] x secretsymphony: they're like pufferfish
[06:24:41:PM] katalyst23: .. sponges? wtf are you smoking
[06:24:42:PM] x secretsymphony: fucking assholes
[06:24:44:PM] katalyst23: DAMN ASSHOLES
[06:24:45:PM] katalyst23: XDXD

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kumagorou_beam
[11:29:21:PM] x secretsymphony: why were you purposfully oblivious
[11:29:48:PM] katalyst23: because when the topic of steve comes up nothing i can say will make it better
[11:29:51:PM] katalyst23: it's out of my control
[11:29:53:PM] katalyst23: i'm a control freak
[11:30:01:PM] katalyst23: there's like a mental clash!!
[11:30:04:PM] katalyst23: HUGE SAIL BOATS
[11:30:05:PM] katalyst23: WITH PIRATES
[11:30:09:PM] katalyst23: FIRING CANNONS AT EACH OTHER
[11:30:13:PM] katalyst23: man it's really epic you have no idea.
[11:30:20:PM] x secretsymphony: ...xD

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kumagorou_beam
[12:37:18:AM] katalyst23: night ho
[12:37:18:AM] *** Auto-response sent to katalyst23: I wake up, it's a bad dream,
No one on my side,
I was fighting
But I just feel too tired
to be fighting,
guess I'm not the fighting kind.
Wouldn't mind it
if you were by my side
[12:37:21:AM] katalyst23: i know you're gonna keep steve up all night
[12:37:22:AM] x secretsymphony: night night <3
[12:37:24:AM] katalyst23: STOP CLOSING MY WINDOW
[12:37:26:AM] katalyst23: GODDAMN
[12:37:26:AM] x secretsymphony: oh psha
[12:37:29:AM] katalyst23: YOU MUST KEEP IT OPEN
[12:37:30:AM] katalyst23: AT ALL TIMES
[12:37:31:AM] x secretsymphony: ALRIGHT
[12:37:32:AM] katalyst23: LIKE MY VAGINA
[12:37:32:AM] x secretsymphony: FINE
[12:37:33:AM] katalyst23: wait..
[12:37:33:AM] x secretsymphony: IT'S OPEN
[12:37:35:AM] x secretsymphony: .....whoa
[12:37:35:AM] katalyst23: that's n ot right
[12:37:35:AM] x secretsymphony: WHAT
[12:37:40:AM] katalyst23: IT'S OPEN???
[12:37:40:AM] x secretsymphony: katlyn you're so weird xD
[12:37:43:AM] x secretsymphony: OMG NO
[12:37:45:AM] katalyst23: no i meant to say.. um..
[12:37:49:AM] katalyst23: the window..
[12:38:08:AM] katalyst23: shit stop keeping my vagina open beth
[12:38:11:AM] x secretsymphony: xDDD
[12:38:14:AM] x secretsymphony: I'm sorry!
[12:38:19:AM] x secretsymphony: I'm having the wrong effect on the wrong people
[12:38:19:AM] x secretsymphony: god
[12:38:23:AM] katalyst23: XDXD
[12:38:31:AM] katalyst23: you mean.. you want to open steve's vagina instead???
[12:38:37:AM] x secretsymphony: ....more like his heart
[12:38:43:AM] katalyst23: same difference
[12:38:45:AM] x secretsymphony: and those two things totally aren't linked
[12:38:46:AM] x secretsymphony: OMG NO
[12:38:48:AM] x secretsymphony: NOT THE SAME DIFFERENCE
[12:38:54:AM] katalyst23: i mean.. one pops out babies.. one.. pumps blood
[12:38:58:AM] katalyst23: i eman.. babies pump blood
[12:39:00:AM] katalyst23: for themslves
[12:39:02:AM] katalyst23: it's really close
[12:39:04:AM] katalyst23: JUST TRUST ME
[12:39:06:AM] x secretsymphony: ... omg it doesn't NO
[12:39:11:AM] x secretsymphony: YOU'RE TOTALLY WRONG
[12:39:14:AM] katalyst23: YES THEY'RE THE SAME
[12:39:18:AM] x secretsymphony: DON'T SAY STEVES HEART IS LIKE A VAGINA
[12:39:21:AM] x secretsymphony: BECAUSE IT'S TOTALLY NOT
[12:39:32:AM] katalyst23: are you just scared that once you get closeto his heart you'll realise it LOOKS LIKE A VAG
[12:39:35:AM] katalyst23: AND THEY'RE SCARY LOOKING
[12:39:48:AM] x secretsymphony: ....OMG NO
[12:39:49:AM] katalyst23: maybe if you look at it from the right angle it raelly does look like a vagina.
[12:39:49:AM] x secretsymphony: STOP
[12:39:55:AM] x secretsymphony: STOOPPP YOU'RE SCARING MEEEEEE
[12:40:01:AM] katalyst23: hehe.. vagina hearts
[12:40:04:AM] katalyst23: everyone has them.
[12:40:04:AM] x secretsymphony: ....ewwwwwwwww
[12:40:10:AM] katalyst23: i have one beth.
[12:40:15:AM] katalyst23: it's been.. close to your face
[12:40:19:AM] x secretsymphony: .....o.o
[12:40:20:AM] x secretsymphony: wut
[12:40:22:AM] katalyst23: wut?
[12:40:26:AM] katalyst23: anywa it's my bedtime
[12:40:29:AM] x secretsymphony: ....sob
[12:40:32:AM] katalyst23: gotta go.. close .. the.. window
[12:40:39:AM] x secretsymphony: ....HEY
[12:40:40:AM] x secretsymphony: WAIT
[12:40:43:AM] x secretsymphony: SO I HAVE TO KEEP MINE OPEN
[12:40:46:AM] x secretsymphony: BUT YOU'RE ALLOWED TO CLOSE MINE
[12:40:48:AM] katalyst23: no yoru window
[12:40:50:AM] katalyst23: I MEANT MY VAGINA
[12:40:50:AM] x secretsymphony: totally not fair
[12:40:50:AM] katalyst23: GOD
[12:40:53:AM] x secretsymphony: .....oh
[12:40:54:AM] x secretsymphony: well.. shit
[12:40:56:AM] x secretsymphony: that's creetpy
[12:40:58:AM] x secretsymphony: creepy*
[12:41:01:AM] katalyst23: yeah it's been open all day
[12:41:04:AM] katalyst23: i think it's been aired out enough
[12:41:04:AM] x secretsymphony: .....wtf?????
[12:41:17:AM] katalyst23: brad's sitting here going "what the fuck???"
[12:41:21:AM] x secretsymphony: xDD so is Steve
[12:41:33:AM] katalyst23: oka you're allowed to close my window now.
[12:41:37:AM] katalyst23: SI IT CLOSED YET?
[12:41:44:AM] x secretsymphony: SHIT STOP
[12:41:45:AM] katalyst23: I'M GOIN TA BED
[12:41:49:AM] katalyst23: QUICK CLOSE IT
[12:41:52:AM] katalyst23: BEFOR TEH VAGINA ESCAPES
[12:42:19:AM] katalyst23: so beth.
[12:42:22:AM] katalyst23: you didn't close it.
[12:42:27:AM] katalyst23: vag is gonna get you.
[12:42:31:AM] katalyst23: also, are you gona post this?
[12:42:34:AM] katalyst23: this is post worthy
[12:42:37:AM] katalyst23: ANSWER ME SO I CAN SLEEP
[12:42:49:AM] katalyst23: AND GO CLOSE SOME THINGS
[12:42:49:AM] x secretsymphony: xDD
[12:42:51:AM] x secretsymphony: ALRIGHT FINE
[12:42:53:AM] x secretsymphony: IT'S POSTED

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kumagorou_beam
[10:53:01:AM] x secretsymphony: brian closed the door now
[10:53:14:AM] katalyst23: .. XD are you gonna give me an update about everything brian does?
[10:53:23:AM] x secretsymphony: yes i am
[10:59:48:AM] katalyst23: oh noes my headache is getting worse
[11:00:08:AM] x secretsymphony: brian wanders around a lot
[11:00:13:AM] x secretsymphony: i'm not quite sure what the hell he's doing
[11:00:18:AM] katalyst23: he probably doesn't know either
[11:00:19:AM] x secretsymphony: looks like he's doing major construction in there
[11:00:27:AM] x secretsymphony: with all the wandering
[11:00:29:AM] x secretsymphony: you know
[11:00:31:AM] x secretsymphony: cause..
[11:00:34:AM] x secretsymphony: construction workers wander?
[11:01:27:AM] x secretsymphony: ...
[11:01:29:AM] x secretsymphony: maybe not
[11:01:55:AM] katalyst23: .. XD
[11:01:58:AM] katalyst23: you're retarded

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kumagorou_beam
[10:44:08:AM] katalyst23: i have a food budget
[10:44:15:AM] x secretsymphony: i'm going to have a food budget too
[10:44:18:AM] x secretsymphony: what's your food budget
[10:44:20:AM] katalyst23: and i don't buy stuff unless i really really really want it
[10:44:20:AM] x secretsymphony: so i know what to go by
[10:44:23:AM] katalyst23: $200 for me and brad
[10:44:26:AM] x secretsymphony: so 100 for me
[10:44:27:AM] katalyst23: i would say under $150 for one person
[10:44:28:AM] x secretsymphony: a month?
[10:44:30:AM] katalyst23: yeah a month
[10:44:32:AM] x secretsymphony: alright
[10:44:38:AM] katalyst23: it's hard to get it to $100 when you live alone
[10:44:43:AM] katalyst23: i would say aim for between $100 and $150
[10:44:51:AM] x secretsymphony: why does the depression shark kick in?
[10:44:55:AM] katalyst23: depression shark?
[10:44:57:AM] x secretsymphony: ask you to buy him om nom noms?
[10:45:08:AM] katalyst23: wait, what???
[10:45:38:AM] x secretsymphony: when you get depressed?
[10:45:39:AM] x secretsymphony: the shark?
[10:45:42:AM] x secretsymphony: he comes and visits?
[10:45:45:AM] katalyst23: i hate that fucking shark
[10:45:47:AM] x secretsymphony: and then asks you for cakes and candies?
[10:45:55:AM] x secretsymphony: xDD

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kumagorou_beam
[10:07:58:PM] katalyst23: wanna see ap icture of chris who keeps telling me he's going to have sex with you and come down our stairs in his bathrobe
[10:08:02:PM] katalyst23: yes i told him we have no stairs

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kumagorou_beam
[02:40:39:PM] katalyst23: aw man almost only two hours left
[02:40:48:PM] x secretsymphony: i have
[02:40:50:PM] x secretsymphony: all night
[02:40:57:PM] x secretsymphony: better bring my book
[02:41:00:PM] x secretsymphony: that' i'm writing
[02:41:01:PM] x secretsymphony: about target
[02:41:09:PM] katalyst23: you're writing a book about target??
[02:41:19:PM] x secretsymphony: yes xD
[02:41:27:PM] x secretsymphony: when no one's around I whip out paper out of my pocket and write
[02:42:00:PM] katalyst23: ...
[02:42:02:PM] katalyst23: OH GOD I LOVE YOU
[02:42:16:PM] x secretsymphony: :D?

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kumagorou_beam
[02:23:20:PM] katalyst23: aybe the next song i can sing to you too
[02:23:22:PM] x secretsymphony: omg this is so strange
[02:23:25:PM] katalyst23: i freaking love onions
[02:23:27:PM] x secretsymphony: it loaded onto my external hard drive
[02:23:32:PM] katalyst23: oh this is a good song to sing to you
[02:23:36:PM] x secretsymphony: but then the game play is on my hard drive
[02:23:52:PM] katalyst23: tonight we drink to you
[02:23:52:PM] x secretsymphony: and didn't put anything on my computer hard drive
[02:23:54:PM] x secretsymphony: oh i like this
[02:23:55:PM] katalyst23: *youth
[02:23:59:PM] katalyst23: and holding fast to truth
[02:24:02:PM] x secretsymphony: omg no
[02:24:02:PM] katalyst23: don't ever lose.. something something as a boy
[02:24:03:PM] x secretsymphony: stop
[02:24:05:PM] katalyst23: no?
[02:24:06:PM] x secretsymphony: that was mikes favorite song
[02:24:06:PM] katalyst23: damn.
[02:24:07:PM] x secretsymphony: and i hate it
[02:24:09:PM] katalyst23: oh shit i'm sorry
[02:24:10:PM] x secretsymphony: xD
[02:24:14:PM] katalyst23: i could rewrite the words?
[02:24:17:PM] katalyst23: about how mike is gay?
[02:24:17:PM] x secretsymphony: he use to always sing it, and i hated that song since day one
[02:24:19:PM] x secretsymphony: xD
[02:24:20:PM] katalyst23: you did?
[02:24:22:PM] katalyst23: seriously?
[02:24:23:PM] x secretsymphony: yes
[02:24:26:PM] x secretsymphony: srsly
[02:24:31:PM] katalyst23: personally anna molly is my favorite off that album
[02:24:35:PM] katalyst23: and dig is second
[02:24:39:PM] katalyst23: but dig makes me tear up
[02:24:41:PM] katalyst23: because i'm a pansy
[02:24:54:PM] x secretsymphony: alright let's see if i can do this right
[02:25:00:PM] x secretsymphony: i love uhm
[02:25:02:PM] x secretsymphony: ...hm
[02:25:07:PM] x secretsymphony: oil and water?
[02:25:09:PM] x secretsymphony: and
[02:25:10:PM] x secretsymphony: dig
[02:25:10:PM] x secretsymphony: and
[02:25:12:PM] x secretsymphony: anna molly
[02:25:13:PM] x secretsymphony: and
[02:25:15:PM] x secretsymphony: quicksand
[02:25:16:PM] x secretsymphony: and
[02:25:16:PM] katalyst23: oil and water is ok, but it doesn't do it as much for me
[02:25:18:PM] x secretsymphony: kiss to send us off
[02:25:19:PM] x secretsymphony: and
[02:25:19:PM] katalyst23: oh yeah QUICKSAND
[02:25:20:PM] x secretsymphony: uhm
[02:25:24:PM] katalyst23: i hate earth to bella
[02:25:30:PM] x secretsymphony: EAH I LIKE A LOT
[02:25:31:PM] katalyst23: that song STILL pisses me off almost every time i listen to it
[02:25:34:PM] x secretsymphony: i like the middle of earth to bella
[02:25:34:PM] katalyst23: i'm like, wtf is this shit
[02:25:37:PM] x secretsymphony: not the beginning
[02:25:39:PM] x secretsymphony: i like the middle
[02:25:45:PM] x secretsymphony: SHIT I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR WORK IN 30 MINUTES
[02:25:47:PM] katalyst23: the part where he's all like,
[02:25:48:PM] katalyst23: ?
[02:25:54:PM] katalyst23: wtf that's in 30 min
[02:25:58:PM] katalyst23: SHIT YOURSELF DOWN
[02:25:59:PM] katalyst23: ...
[02:26:32:PM] x secretsymphony: ... I don't think brandon boyd went like that
[02:26:40:PM] x secretsymphony: lmao
[02:26:41:PM] katalyst23: stop making me laugh out loud at work
[02:26:42:PM] katalyst23: goddamnit
[02:26:42:PM] x secretsymphony: XDDDDDDDDDD
[02:26:50:PM] katalyst23: I THINK YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE THAT TIME
[02:26:50:PM] x secretsymphony: dad just came in here
[02:26:54:PM] x secretsymphony: and he said goodbye
[02:26:57:PM] katalyst23: ???
[02:27:03:PM] x secretsymphony: and i said "have fun with your water" and without missing a beat he went "screw you"
[02:27:09:PM] katalyst23: lmao
[02:27:12:PM] katalyst23: with his water?
[02:27:14:PM] katalyst23: wait i don't think i got that
[02:27:14:PM] x secretsymphony: yes
[02:27:18:PM] x secretsymphony: well he has to drink a lot
[02:27:19:PM] katalyst23: he hates drinking water
[02:27:20:PM] katalyst23: hahahahahaha
[02:27:21:PM] x secretsymphony: and he hates water
[02:27:29:PM] x secretsymphony: YOU'RE CATCHING ON NOW

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